Free sex toys

I heard earlier today from somebody online that Babeland is giving away up to $500 worth of sex toys to one lucky winner, and also a couple of $125 prizes to the blog post that generates the most comments. I doubt I can generate that many comments, but the $500 prize is a random draw. I just have to blog about what it is I’d like to win…

So this is your warning. If you don’t want to know about what sex toys I’d like to win, stop reading right now.

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Last chance.

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You don’t really want to know, do you?

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OK, you asked for it.

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Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge ($69.95). Because I have the original Pirates, and I like porn with plot.
Upload ($50). Never heard of this movie before, but it’s award-winning porn-with-plot with a tech theme.
Fleshlight Vulva ($65). If you’ve ever surfed the internet for porn, you’ve seen the ads for this, and I want to know (as long as it’s free) if it lives up to the hype.
Liberator Black Label Cuffs (wrist/black $35). Because improvised restraints can be a pain sometimes.
Liberator Black Label Cuffs (ankle/black $40). Because improvised restraints can be a pain sometimes.
We-Vibe ($130). It’s on the best seller list, and it’s made for couples to use, so I figure (especially at that price) that it’s got to be good.
Babeland Beginner’s Strap-On Kit ($80). They say “it’s better to give than to receive”, but receiving ain’t bad either.

sub-total: $469.95
Sex toys ain’t cheap…

Now if you’ve read this far, you may as well leave a comment. Because you and I could win $125 each if you do.

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Comments

  • Kat  On July 15, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    i’m always down for supporting a good cause!

  • Adam Revard  On July 15, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Hey Mike I own Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge. I bought it for $5 at Blockbuster.

  • wolfger  On July 15, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    Really? I didn’t think Blockbuster carried porno.

  • Jay  On July 16, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Hmmm, I’ve got to re-evaluate what all your posts about sword fighting actually were about.

    Anyway, I’m happy to see you didn’t list one of those hippity-hop/dildo things.

  • keith  On May 27, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Do they have porn that follows the Peter Pan theme? That would be awsome.

  • Couples sex toy  On December 13, 2013 at 5:42 am

    I am also happy to see you didn’t list dildo things.

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