Discussing muppet threesomes–could Miss Piggy have a threesome?
My immediate response was:
miss piggy is total dom and could easily have a threesome. Probably with Kermit and Gonzo
and a third person said:
Thanks. Now I have a mental image of Miss P. with a flogger, Kermit on a leash, and Gonzo with a ball gag in his mouth.
Person #4 chimed in:
Miss Piggy? Remember “Pigs In Space!” All those long space voyages…
Of course, I don’t tell you all this just to warn you away from Twitter forever, but because my warped mind went and elaborated on the theme. So, maybe you should stay away from Twitter and me…
Miss Piggy seems like a total domme, and she’s got Kermie wrapped around her stubby finger, so I say she can do whatever she wants. Gonzo is the logical choice for a threesome, because he’s submissive and adventurous. As opposed to Beaker, who is submissive and cowardly. If Miss Piggy approached Beaker about sex (much less a threesome), his head would asplode.
Now on the other hand, many socially assertive people are actually submissive in bed. I can totally see Animal giving it to Piggy hard and fast, with one or more of his band members joining in, in one fashion or another. She would never tell Kermit…