I’m converted!

What I have just learned about the Pastafarian religion (or “Flying Spaghetti Monsterism”, as some call it) seals the deal for me.

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.

Based on the powerful question of “what if you’re wrong?”, I have no choice but to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, because faith costs me nothing, but it would be awful if I missed out on an eternity of beer and strippers for lack of faith…

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